Comments on: How do you like my poem about a dead mole?Don’t you think it eclipses that hamster claptrap? http://pestcontrolspecialist.com/2009/04/how-do-you-like-my-poem-about-a-dead-moledont-you-think-it-eclipses-that-hamster-claptrap/ Best Info and Resources for Pest Control Sat, 11 Feb 2012 05:38:43 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: MOD http://pestcontrolspecialist.com/2009/04/how-do-you-like-my-poem-about-a-dead-moledont-you-think-it-eclipses-that-hamster-claptrap/comment-page-1/#comment-834 MOD Sun, 10 May 2009 17:34:16 +0000 http://pestcontrolspecialist.com/2009/04/how-do-you-like-my-poem-about-a-dead-moledont-you-think-it-eclipses-that-hamster-claptrap/#comment-834 Moley's not dead! She's just resting (juggling with devil sticks and tampering with Mitch Craft) after writing things down her poison pen, poisoned her. She said, someone had moulded the end out of a piece of Rhubarb which make her feel quite sick after a few chewing sessions. Said, she adored that them verses, and will be baking cakes for you and Farmer Crabtree, but don't go mixing up the two as they will have a very different essence in each. However it would take a lot of poison and gunshots to pop her off, as she chants, "Yullets can not harm me" like the late and great Jerryonimo who sadley got shots to bits, by some idiots in the making, all them years ago. A very touching piece, it warmed the ole cockles by Jove! Only sorry I can't thumb up yet. The hamster has his mouth full at the moment to comment. Moley’s not dead! She’s just resting (juggling with devil sticks and tampering with Mitch Craft) after writing things down her poison pen, poisoned her. She said, someone had moulded the end out of a piece of Rhubarb which make her feel quite sick after a few chewing sessions.
Said, she adored that them verses, and will be baking cakes for you and Farmer Crabtree, but don’t go mixing up the two as they will have a very different essence in each.
However it would take a lot of poison and gunshots to pop her off, as she chants, “Yullets can not harm me” like the late and great Jerryonimo who sadley got shots to bits, by some idiots in the making, all them years ago.

A very touching piece, it warmed the ole cockles by Jove!
Only sorry I can’t thumb up yet.

The hamster has his mouth full at the moment to comment.

]]> By: Farmer Crabtree http://pestcontrolspecialist.com/2009/04/how-do-you-like-my-poem-about-a-dead-moledont-you-think-it-eclipses-that-hamster-claptrap/comment-page-1/#comment-833 Farmer Crabtree Sun, 10 May 2009 11:05:10 +0000 http://pestcontrolspecialist.com/2009/04/how-do-you-like-my-poem-about-a-dead-moledont-you-think-it-eclipses-that-hamster-claptrap/#comment-833 Now yore makin' me sob like a woman!...that ain't right. I feel empty now...no purpose in life...Like Elmer n' Bugs, I didn't really want the dang mole to die!...gotta go beat my mole traps into plowshares now...why am I sad?? Yer poem is purty! Now yore makin’ me sob like a woman!…that ain’t right. I feel empty now…no purpose in life…Like Elmer n’ Bugs, I didn’t really want the dang mole to die!…gotta go beat my mole traps into plowshares now…why am I sad?? Yer poem is purty!

]]> By: Penfold ™ http://pestcontrolspecialist.com/2009/04/how-do-you-like-my-poem-about-a-dead-moledont-you-think-it-eclipses-that-hamster-claptrap/comment-page-1/#comment-832 Penfold ™ Thu, 07 May 2009 21:06:09 +0000 http://pestcontrolspecialist.com/2009/04/how-do-you-like-my-poem-about-a-dead-moledont-you-think-it-eclipses-that-hamster-claptrap/#comment-832 Stupendous, revelatory, marvelous a Triumph and lesson in the form known as Goodbooksgetinnery. I am printing it out on dried Hamster hide parchment to present to her moleyness when she awakens. Stupendous, revelatory, marvelous a Triumph and lesson in the form known as Goodbooksgetinnery. I am printing it out on dried Hamster hide parchment to present to her moleyness when she awakens.

]]> By: gldjns http://pestcontrolspecialist.com/2009/04/how-do-you-like-my-poem-about-a-dead-moledont-you-think-it-eclipses-that-hamster-claptrap/comment-page-1/#comment-831 gldjns Tue, 05 May 2009 01:55:54 +0000 http://pestcontrolspecialist.com/2009/04/how-do-you-like-my-poem-about-a-dead-moledont-you-think-it-eclipses-that-hamster-claptrap/#comment-831 Lots of sarcasm there. Are you trying to compete with the baroness von Molskie, or whatever, whose love of these creatures and those of similar ilk has inspired many a question on here? If so, I'd say he/she has definitely met his/her match. However, since you are obviously so gifted, why not spend your time writing odes to more upbeat, live subjects, such as monkeys, fish and pigs, just as starters? Seriously, though, I liked your ode, sardonic as it was....He-ho! Lots of sarcasm there. Are you trying to compete with the baroness von Molskie, or whatever, whose love of these creatures and those of similar ilk has inspired many a question on here? If so, I’d say he/she has definitely met his/her match. However, since you are obviously so gifted, why not spend your time writing odes to more upbeat, live subjects, such as monkeys, fish and pigs, just as starters?

Seriously, though, I liked your ode, sardonic as it was….He-ho!

]]> By: Jheanell m http://pestcontrolspecialist.com/2009/04/how-do-you-like-my-poem-about-a-dead-moledont-you-think-it-eclipses-that-hamster-claptrap/comment-page-1/#comment-830 Jheanell m Sun, 03 May 2009 03:14:05 +0000 http://pestcontrolspecialist.com/2009/04/how-do-you-like-my-poem-about-a-dead-moledont-you-think-it-eclipses-that-hamster-claptrap/#comment-830 love hurts i guess love hurts i guess

]]> By: Bond,James http://pestcontrolspecialist.com/2009/04/how-do-you-like-my-poem-about-a-dead-moledont-you-think-it-eclipses-that-hamster-claptrap/comment-page-1/#comment-829 Bond,James Thu, 30 Apr 2009 15:25:46 +0000 http://pestcontrolspecialist.com/2009/04/how-do-you-like-my-poem-about-a-dead-moledont-you-think-it-eclipses-that-hamster-claptrap/#comment-829 If an owl who said who did a poo in ur shoe u would say ooo look at the goo The fat cat s ate the fat rat then sat in the fat hat and shat slpat and that was that i like ur poem do like mine If an owl who said who
did a poo in ur shoe
u would say ooo look at the goo

The fat cat s
ate the fat rat
then sat in the fat hat
and shat
slpat and that was that

i like ur poem do like mine

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