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		<title>How do you like my poem about a dead mole?Don&#8217;t you think it eclipses that hamster claptrap?</title>
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<div><em><strong>Recital Vinylist</strong> asked: </em><br/><br/><br/>Ode to a Mole</p>
<p>In that dark hole,<br />
Mole was a miss<br />
In that love/hate thang<br />
Death was a kiss<br />
Hang yourself Judas!<br />
You pushbutton abuse us,<br />
You take our fond wishes,<br />
And simply get vicious.</p>
<p>A li&#8217;l roley poley<br />
A sweet guaca-moley<br />
She terrorized farmer<br />
But no troll should harm her</p>
<p>Too bad that the misery<br />
Should love that sad company<br />
You blasted&#8230;you bled her<br />
I n&#8217;er shall forget her.</p>
<p>Memories? I gottem,<br />
When I see a fat bottom,<br />
I cannot avenge thee<br />
Butt, honor your memory<br />
A hank of mole bone<br />
And a hunk of blue hair<br />
To me, just like Elvis,<br />
You are everywhere.</p>
<p>                   RIP&#8230;.Moley<br />
                     August 18th  2007<br />
glgjns: Sarcastic? I think not. Maybe nonplussed at the mole&#8217;s killers, but, I maintain that I maintained reverence and respect. Now remove your hat, when you read this ode. I will however consider odes to living things in the future. What about inanimate objects?<br />
Mr. Dog,: Shouldn&#8217;t your name be &#8220;Salty Ball o&#8217; Cotton&#8221;? You hamster<br />
gangstas don&#8217;t scare me&#8230;bring it on!<br/></div>
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